And on a lighter note...

How do you tell exactly where your property's boundary is? And what's so special about Robin Hood's house? Find out more in this month's collection of property-related one-liners.

  • If you want to know exactly where your property's boundary line is, just watch your neighbour cut the grass.
  • My buyer told me he'd lived in the same house for 10 years. When I checked, I found out he'd still be there today if he hadn't got parole.
  • How much are they asking for your rent now? Oh, about twice a day.
  • Did you hear about Robin Hood's house? It has a little 'John'.

(Source: www.sowal.com)

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